Guitalele/CAPO 6

[Intro:]
F Am G C 2x


[Verse 1]

F Am G C
I wish you smelled a little funny
F Am G C
Not just funny really bad
F Am G C
We could roam the streets forever
F Am G C
Just like cats but we'd never stray

F Am G C 2x


[Verse 2]

F Am G C
I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
F Am G C
I could raise you in the tub at home
F Am G C
We could take a swim together
F Am G C
On weekly daytrips to the bay


[Refrain]

F Am G C
Oooo oooooh, you and me
F Am G C
It would be only you and me
F Am G C
Oooo oooooh, you and me
F Am G C
It would be only you and me

F Am G C
You and Me -- -- 2x


[Verse 3]

F Am G C
I wish you were a little bigger
F Am G C
Not just big but really fat
F Am G C
Doors you would no longer fit through
F Am G C
In my bed you would have to stay


[Verse 4]

F Am G C
I often wish that you had feathers
F Am G C
I'd keep you in a giant cage
F Am G C
All day long I'd sit and watch you
F Am G C
And sing for you if it would be okay


[Refrain]

F Am G C
Oooo oooooh, you and me
F Am G C
It would be only you and me
F Am G C
Oooo oooooh, you and me
F Am G C
It would be only you and me

F Am G C
You and Me -- -- 2x


[Bridge]

Em Am
People say
F G
There are plenty of fish

Em Am
In the sea
F G
Baby, all I do is wish

- I wish, I wish I -


[Verse 5]

F Am G C
I wish you were a little slower
F Am G C
Not just slow but p-p-p-p paralyzed
F Am G C
That I could plug you into a socket
F Am G C
So you could never run away


[Verse 6]

F Am G C
I really wish that you were smaller
F Am G C
Not just small but really really short
F Am G C
So I could put you in my pocket
F Am G C
And carry you around all day


[Refrain]

F Am G C
Oooo oooooh, you and me
F Am G C
It would be only you and me
F Am G C
Oooo oooooh, you and me
F Am G C
It would be only you and me

F Am G C
You and Me -- -- 4x